“It’s still warm” 😂that’s what gets me. Like, it was just somebody’s food. Someone just prepared or was eating it.

That nobody is a “grown up” and that everyone is faking it.

We’re all just kids having kids.

Is it DJaing and crypto? Why does Lemmy hate DJaing ? ….wait… is it manual transmission? Does Lemmy hate sports cars with manual transmission? 🙃

Yeah but at 4am in the morning, it tends to take me a couple of seconds to realise what the hell just happened . It gets me every time.

But then, if you’re forced to develop on microsoft 🤬, it’s late, you’re tired, you’re hand slides just a little to the right (win + d), aaaaand everything is gone, and you’re sitting there looking at you’re background wondering what the hell just happened 🙃.

Yup! But is the top eyes or nostrils? Wait… Edit. Had to check, yes sharks have nostrils 🙃

Jesus fucking Christ, your parents are the worst. I’m so sorry.

What…. Why…?!

Is it for double speed ?

Doesn’t even have to be on the phone. Just watching something, and then just a slightest thought pups up, and I’m gone. 5min later fuck! I missed it again. Sometimes it takes me 2 hours to watch a 30 min show.

Half way through the article, I was thinking, how and why are they gonna end up breaking into a TV studio ?

She’s probably part Minbari. I gues Marge was abducted at some point 🙃

This might be a weird question, does Eminem somehow actually perform in Fortnight (the game) ?

But…. How? 😅

When you think about it, you sort of proving the point that…

This took to long to formulate, so I gave up. But at least I posted it 🙃.

Right?! Same, Lemmy feels more human, probs because the big ones are mostly bots now.

… almost didn’t send this 🙃

I find this so weird! I’m an engineer, and can comprehend and solv complex tasks relatively fast, doesn’t even have to be engineering, just quick at learning. Then sometimes someone tries to explain something simignly simple and I feel like that seal 🙃. This totally fucks with my impostor syndrome.

I read that in Morgan Freeman’s voice

Fuck! I knew that one by heart

Thunder! It’s amazing and has exactly the functionality I need 🙃

I’m starting to think that Lemmy is just you and that «FUCKER» dude 🙃