I hate to be the one to tell you this, but your dad likes to watch.

A toilet AND a bucket? Seems like overkill.

Lol Google can eat my poo.

I watch a lot of YouTube and I haven’t gotten around to figuring out the ad blocker situation on my phone.

YouTube keeps showing me ads for surrogacy (as in, being a surrogate), which could not be more the opposite of what I want to do in life. Obviously they know I am a woman of childbearing age, but somewhere the algorithm got me very wrong. I just let the ads play though, to let them think the idea doesn’t repulse me beyond anything I can imagine.

What alternative should we all switch to?

Also thinking AI fake IDs will end up being an easy way around this.

Getting banned for being right.

I got banned for saying we should cyberbully Elon Musk to suicide.

I bought one recently and this still seems to be the case.

Average person now, hands down. I like being able to live my life knowing I’m not surrounded by people who want to kill me.

Enshittification marches on.

I squeezed six Germans out of my hooha, and all I got was this lousy medal.

Damn you beat me to the crayon joke.

You’re absolutely right that, if he is, it will probably be an inside and/or professional job, not some rando trying to show off for an underage Jodie Foster. He’s pissing in some dangerous people’s weeds right now.

I think he has no idea what he is doing or what he is going to do. I’d rather get my important purchases out of the way before the chaos inevitably hits the supply chains.

A Japanese car. My old car had been steadily falling apart for the past year. Finally made the leap last week.

PC LOAD LETTER