Someone needs to buy them together so they don’t get separated!

Yep, this was the logical follow-up to Dobbs.

Thanks, non-voters.

Susan Collins is very concerned.

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The symbolism of this is astonishingly perfect.

“Why can’t we all get along?”

Hmm…maybe it’s because one party denies science and views 60% of the country as subhuman, and the other party believes in science and equality? How the fuck are you supposed to reconcile those two?

“He didn’t really care about slavery. He did it because he loved Virginia.”

Can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard that bullshit.

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“Justice Amy Coney Barrett admits that SCOTUS has abdicated its duty.”

FTFY

Has it suggested heroin on pizza?

I am SO glad that I don’t have to deal with bullshit Microsoft workarounds anymore.

Expensive watches are already a scam. But the sheer hilarity of buying ANY Trump-branded product and expecting it not to be a scam? Truly hilarious.

I’m actually fine with them removing ALL seat reclining options.

Or how about the radical idea of not relying on someone else for your important files?

Yeah, but then your father sends you a bunch of pro-bigotry, pro-fascist memes and you wonder if he’s actively trying to trigger you or if he honestly thinks he can convert you to his regressive way of thinking.

File this under “things that I assumed happened decades ago.”

It’s word-for-word part of his opening remarks. Don’t worry - it rapidly becomes more incoherent from there.

Fuck streaming. All I need is my local library and an .mp3 player with tactile controls.

I do not understand how people are OK with being reliant on some other service to listen to their music, and how they’re OK with having to deal with a touchscreen if they want to skip tracks or otherwise navigate the library. Not to mention that they don’t even have full control over their playlists, or that songs can disappear…

Conversely, with a dedicated player and knowledge of your own library, you can skip between albums with your eyes closed, and you never have to worry about losing a playlist or song.

“And if you don’t like what I’m saying, you can leave the room. Of course, there goes your rank, there goes your future, but you just feel nice and loose, OK, because we’re all on the same team. And I was told that, sir, you won’t hear – you won’t hear a murmur in the room. I said, we got to loosen these guys up a little bit. So you just have a good time.”

This was the logical and inevitable consequence of conservative attacks on female autonomy. And most people either don’t care, or actively support it.