Snaps probably 😆

(F)ELON

How did I not notice this until now?

sudo !!

“I’m in danger”

If you want Pluto to be a planet, have the definition of “planet” changed so that Pluto would fall within that definition.

It’s misdirection and makes any laws or regulations specifically mentioning the Gulf of Mexico no longer apply since “tHeRe iSnT a gULf oF mExIcO.”

We need to stop the needless CEO killings by switching to universal healthcare! Think of all the CEO lives we could save by doing this!

And if I’m not one of those things? 🫣

Fucking YouTube. I’ve wasted so much of my life and lost hours of sleep because of it.

Any suggestions on where to emigrate? Asking for a friend

Omitting the dot removes Canadian French too

Lol I’m currently experiencing this now with my cat as I read this post

Touchscreens are cheaper UI part too. It saved money and “looked cool”… Win-win for shareholders

The book cover would be a photo of Musk 😆

Feeling for a 2cm x 1.5cm button is way different than trying to read braille.

Human body: I can grow a fully formed human baby OR regrow your big toe nail in like 9 months.

They’ll have a care once they hear that guillotine blade start its decent

How is Photoshop different from Gimp?

Photoshop is a subscription-based…

Oh, so Gimp is better then, thanks Adobe!

I wonder when RISC-V will dethrone them?

Okay, this made me laugh out loud