Unironically I need that shirt.

Basic telekenisis. I want to be able to move object(s) with my mind. This can include me, also giving me a base level of flight.

It would just be so convenient. Nothing is ever out of reach again.

Oh… You have no idea how some of us live.

9am to 8pm every day. Calls minutes apart and they even sometimes overlap.

Gotta keep them hurricanes scared.

Isekai Isakaya - short miniseries about a western style restaurant that has its front door connected to a singular spot in another world. It also has little real life cooking lessons at the end of each episode.

Diary of Our Days at the Breakwater - it’s one of the awwducational animes that I feel like the Japanese government pays for to introduce younger generations to traditional/outdoorsy activities. This one is about fishing.

Miss Shachiku and the Little Baby Ghost - it’s just a moe so sugary sweet it hurts.

Kuma Kuma Kuma bear! - it’s a fluffy isekai that doesn’t have any real stakes or anything too severe happening. I’m working through the light novel since I heard it finished… And honestly it’s all so pleasant.

Ya boy Kongming - silly musical anime that just drops some three kingdoms lore into the modern day. I don’t recommend dubbed as they didn’t localize the rap battle towards the end… And also didn’t subtitle it.

The tavern theater in my area used to have a really good fried wings. I’m not sure exactly when but the quality got significantly worse around the covid times while the price got higher enough that I didn’t feel a need to return.

To be fair any bubbly drink will make a part of me explode.

My SO phrased it as “I don’t think I can vote for a woman for president.” and so they didn’t vote at all.

An issue with the presidential race isn’t getting the republican vote, it’s getting the dems to actually show up.

Shitty stores are still very much around.

Anti chamber, portal, journey, and Rez.

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I’ll take a stab at it.

There are no known owl species that naturally grow up to 16 pounds. The rest of the numbers are just as meaningless.

If you wanted to check what it would take for a random owl species to migrate across the ocean from europe to north america, that’s something we can kind of check.

After a bit of lookup, it seems that the burrowing owl needs about 50-75 calories a day at rest to live, flight multiplies those calories by a factor of roughly 9.2 times. (I’mma round up to 10 because fuck it.) So 500-750 a day of pure flight at a speed of somewhere between 2 and 33 mph. I’m going to settle at 20 because I like easy numbers and I feel like it’s not too crazy fast. So 20 miles per hour across 24 hours gets us a distance of 480 miles. Iceland and Scotland are 500 miles away. Assuming any of these assumptions are at all fair, it seems like an owl hellbent on crossing the ocean could manage to do it with laser guidance in less than two days without access to ground based food.

Oh thought she had already done that. Well, broken clock rights this one.

I would have to post something that people interact with… I’m not that kind of person. I usually get none to one reply to stuff I post, I think the highest mine has ever gone is three. I also couldn’t keep up with it.

No no, you see, the parts of Russia that weren’t parts of Russia 5 years ago is not invasion, it’s defense!

It’s definitely just how the thing works. Since it has so many shots it’s not as powerful as a basic EATs, but if you are used to how it works you can quickly down a couple bigguns without needing to reload and without needing to call down more (like the commando) afterwards.

I think they might’ve oopsied the arts on this one. The lorwyn “river guide” gave protection, while the darker shadowmoor “cutthroat” gave card draw… but the art seems to be switched, particularly on the alt arts.

So is gif if you really want to split hairs.

Next up: How to pronounce “bow”