Ok, now I am never going to be able to look at a barn owl again without seeing this lol.

(Also, I’m working my way through the Ori video game series. Not sure how I feel about barn owls being used as the big bad… Barn owls seem pretty cool.)

“Men are afraid women will laugh at them. Women are afraid men will kill them.”

There’s a reason Margaret Atwood was the person who pointed this out.

Hahahaha, oh man that’s great. You’re one of today’s 10,000: https://xkcd.com/1053/

Everyone being photographed is supposed to say cheese because the shape of the word mimics a smile. Why did you think people said cheese? Lol

Generalized convulsions are a pretty well-established effect of nitrogen toxicity.

“In the few experiments in which nitrogen was breathed for 17–20 sec unconsciousness supervened and was accompanied on most occasions by a generalized convulsion.”

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inert_gas_asphyxiation

Known in the scuba diving world as “getting narced” (nitrogen narcosis)

https://www.scuba.com/blog/dealing-nitrogen-narcosis-2/

“In severe cases, divers have been known to experience convulsions, possibly causing loss of consciousness in extreme cases.”

Just reinstate the assault rifle ban.

That’s it. That’s the entirety of what I would do.

https://ohiocapitaljournal.com/2022/06/15/did-the-assault-weapons-ban-of-1994-bring-down-mass-shootings-heres-what-the-data-tells-us/

Mandatory government positions for four years in a country with 330 million citizens. You’re fucking delusional.

“Join the Mobile Infantry! Guarantees citizenship!”

https://youtu.be/SMTz9nIUkGc?si=gkgyNSzIamVRcC5n

They made a whole ass parody of this, you know that right?

“Depends on what day it is and which direction the wind is blowing” is how I like to describe my gender

Way cooler than Pinus Contorta, gotta give you that one

Hey man, not your fault. Petty little people who enjoy being tyrants over small, meaningless fiefdoms is an unfortunate theme of my life recently.

I’m just here for the memes and appreciate your efforts.

Same, I didn’t know until I saw this comment

I just jumped over to world because of all this. That makes my third instance in less than a year after leaving kbin.social for startrek land a few months ago. Lemmy is a little exhausting.