He said “worst” mob names…

Parta DaMobba

Who the fuck is getting cake!? The only thing we’re eating is shit from the Oligarchs.

I also have the “ADHD lack of focus” buff passively active… which stack.

Counter with: “Working-class mindset of apathetic millennial”

Yes… the hilarious part being that when they go on gas pumps THIS time, like when the R’s put up Biden, the orange fuck actually DID directly impact the cost.

…I think they’re quoting ‘the fifth Element’ up there.

I think the joke he was substance and florida-induced stupid.

Mine is UHF, starring Weird Al Yankovic.

Oh… so, you’re a liar AND a whore!?

The expression “Democrats have once again snatched defeat from the jaws of victory” is sadly accurate, for the wrong reasons.

It really fucks with your mind doesn’t it? I’m not even THAT old, and even I recall when Republicans were slightly more left than modern Democrats.

The DNC didn’t allow us to protest vote though… they forced Biden, he proved too feeble, forced Harris, who backed Isreal, and then (yet a-fucking-gain) saw a weak voter turnout. I voted for the lesser of two evils, while holding my nose, like I needed to… but the rest of the country hates women and is too stupid to know what’s in our conjoined best-interest.

Not if you’re wearing the strappy leather outfit to match, no.

I just deleted my account. So there’s one less.

How in the fuck can you use only two squares!? You got one of them fancy butthole sprayers? Hairless balloon knot?

Shit, they were hostile to the wrong kind of white people for most of the time as well…

Aren’t they only called penguins because of their resemblance to the now extinct great Auk, a Northern pole bird? Which would justify the attachment to the North pole and Santa?

Oof. This one hit close.