Lies. I do not

So… underage girls?

I think I’d rather die young.

No, Obama wasn’t in office. The election was in 2008, jr. was the president the entire year.

The master would not approve.

Torgo is absolutely my favorite shitty movie character

Nah, all the US weather corporations source their initial material from NOAA. This includes radar data both raw and processed (storm locations, storm tracks, hail potential and mesocyclones). Anyone living in an area that gets severe weather. I live in tornado alley and am absolutely terrified that something could happen to the nexrad site near me with severe weather season going on right now.

My ex wife would love that

Which place? We have so many trash BBQ places with no customers. Well, we also have a lot of trash BBQ places that get customers, too.

Once or twice a day

Gonna need to fumigate first

Why would a self driving car be waiting for a bus?

Galaxy Quest… while not a great movie, it’s a fun movie.

I mean, the taxes from the lottery do. What that don’t tell us is the taxes originally earmarked for schools now go to something else.

This is why Bill is the “Brain Guy”

Are you sure real life toilets weren’t inspired by video game toileta?

∆ this right here.

It’s so nice to post this from my old friend.

Sounds like a win.

der strich… That’s how.

You should have ChatGPT summarize it for you

That bottom row really gives Google vibes… Except the last one, that’s a dude walking.