How is Morgoth not Ontologically Evil?

I have WIS and CHA as “Go Completely Unresponsive” and “Personality Death” respectively.

We’re D&D players, we all have a -1 at most

That’s why I always take prestidigitation, to reheat the eggs afterwards

You get what you pay for, and that’s not much here.

Kobolds are the Monster Hunter aesthetic

Isn’t Jesus canonically a Jojo?

The only thing that can stop a hedgehog is another, edgier, hedgehog.

SAXTON HAAAAAAALE!

That would have made medical sense, making Fahrenheit actually useful for certain applications, and then they fucked it up.

Fahrenheit is just more intuitive to me, but that alone makes me prefer Celsius

and then you add all of the other benefits on top. We really need to get on the metric system.

It kind of is, but a good way to think of it is the percentage of hot it is. 70F is like 20C, which is a nice temperature. 0F is about -17C, which is very not hot, one might even say zero percent hot. 110F is about 43C, which is very hot, one might even say 110% hot

-459.67F or -273.15C

They could, If they weren’t cowards

My bard friend counterspells your counterspell

Nope, it’s their skills in the kitchen!

Counterspell

And spiders

This

From vicious giant insects who have once again come back!