Dude, my arms kept falling asleep at night. I randomly mentioned this to my physical therapist (I was there after a knee surgery) and he put me on a massage bed and pulled my head. Not like some quack chiropractor, but just slowly pulling my head, stretching my neck. Fuckin problem went away and never returned. Closest thing to real magic I have experienced.

Did you sleep in a chair, or sitting in bed?

Fuck, it’s a good strategy

Oh shit, you’re right! We found Leslie Knope!!

This good or bad news? I don’t know much about the leadership stuff

Very peculiar, even the most obvious yellows not called.

Rashford and Martial is so uninspired. Barely contributing defensively. Maguire with another solid performance. Tempted to say he’s been one of our best this season.

If anything, I’m rooting for a Højlund goal today. And a better game than the cup game a month ago

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I’m so confused

Yes, that’s such a shame. Thank you for making me aware that we have no such alternatives.

Can confirm, although at one event I just got a pin. I was in Tromso, Norway and ran 10k at the Midnight Sun Marathon (yup, the marathon itself was at midnight, with a full fucking sun in the sky), and I got a ribbon medal, a smoothie, bottled water and blueberries after passing the finish line. I’m not even fast, I completed the 10k at 58 minutes, lol

Hello! Thanks to everyone contributing. I personally am looking for highlights and match threads. And anything Eric Cantona related.

Ty

What, tampons?

Nah man, this should be animal rights. Imagine going through life not getting baked even once. Damn, that’s cruel.

(cigarette)

By being blasted out of his mind on ketamine

Woah, thank you for this tip! I haven’t heard about this project.

No, I meant the literal phrase “gorilla warfare” in the copypasta gets me every time. You just made an honest wrong assumption, it’s no big deal :)