Harry Potter and the Order of the Penis

flip a coin

Weren’t you already banned once for posting genitals?

Aparrently this is a thing antisemitists do? I just wanted to indicate my disregard for the law in this specific case. Lesson learned.

Not sure if you’re being sarcastic, but, as per my previous comment, I don’t give a fuck about “”“the law”“”.

Such majestic creatures and they toss them around for sport? Shame, shame.

Nuh uh. When the bike lane is unsafe, I’m taking the sidewalk. No sidewalk? Take the road, laws be damned.

But the gps recalculates when you make a mistake. You should only recalculate after your own mistakes, not other people’s.

This is so old that you’re just making fun of vegans.

Hurr durr, technical blabber about why you need to reject modern conveniences and install from punchcards!

“old PS5” is a crazy thing to say about a current gen console.

Yeah I have thalassophobia, I’m afraid of tha lasses (i am lonely 😎)

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During my youth the world was a better place because I wasn’t aware of the badness. Now I am aware of it but not the fact that it was always there.

My youth good, your youth bad.

The problem with keyboard phones is that they only have one keyboard. How am I gonna éěřťžúůíóášďýčň?

They were gonna recruit the lions for war!

Plus the caps are from a different kinda plastic, so they have to be recycled separately.

didnt he explode a planet

You mean Garfield Kart? What’s with this “Mario” crap