Gordon Ramsey is, and always has been, a fucken cunt.

On the back stretch of the Complete HP Lovecraft, it’s been an exhausting two months but I feel sonewhat bouyed knowing I’m near the end, that and his writing significantly improves after Call of Cthulu.

Beautiful colours never before seen on earth

From Dusk til Dawn

Night Teeth

Vampires vs the Bronx

Underworld

Blade

The Nescafè man

If you think that’s brave wait until you see mine.

12 Days of Christmas. Already coming off a shitty genre of music you have a song which requires you sing it multiple fucking times over, and then there’s all the shitty novelty covers which far from enhancing the experience make the whole thing more cringy and exhausting. Top it off, it’s one of those ones everyone expects you to sing along with or you’re a fucken grinch, fucken bullshit song.

The fuck is he gonna do? Deus Vult his ass over tit?

Descent? Hard to desend even further when even hell looked down on you!

Literal medieval doctor levels of medical understanding.

There are two types of people in the world; those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets

Yeah, Fear Factory, Linchpin is a headbanging classic but the rest of their stuff just doesn’t do it for me. Maybe their Cars cover, but that’s it.

You get a boner and die.

Fuck New York hockey teams, go Flyers!

Something something marches on their stomach something something.

Average right wing rally.

I’m 243!?

Came here to make this joke.

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Yknow, you say this, but honestly it worked for Caeser against Vercingetorix