You can just open the cabinet door dude.
Where’s the fun in that?
Exactly, what’s the point of owning a perfectly good axe and not using it.
Exactly, what’s the point of owning a perfectly good axe?
You darned vikings and your axe based solutions to everything
To be fair, half of MY solutions are tie dye based 🤷
Why would you use the door when you have a perfectly good axe?
This is me after I find an expected record player.
Record player playing at full volume …
🎶 🎵 WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO GO 🎶 🎵
The trick to surviving is not knowing the song people are trying to avoid.
Last … holiday season, you gave … it your all
This year, to save yourself tears, you’re thinking of something special.Instead of that stupid song, right?
Still no idea mate.
Last Christmas by Wham
Sadly, they have yet to perfect an Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind method for terrible Christmas music.
I know it’s a meme, but I actually don’t mind Wham! And yet, I haven’t heard them at all this holiday season!
I mean, I don’t want a lot for Christmas…
You know this is old. Nowadays the record would be toilet bowl white with glow-in-the-dark shit-colored splatter.
I haven’t heard that challenge mentioned since Last Christmas.
That seems more like a win.
Dude really hates music.
