“It’s Glowtime” in reference to glowies pwning your software and hardware out-of-the-box. Appropriate. At least they’re upfront about it.

Yaaaay! My partner and I don’t NEED to, but we’re gonna finally upgrade our six year old iPhones! I just want USB-C, a 120hz screen, and a Terabyte. My partner is on 64 gifs and that is NOT enough for the cat pics we take.