Pro tip: while DNA doesn’t last long in urine, why take the risk, when significantly stinkier animal urines for hunting and/or deterrent purposes exist? RollSafeMeme.jpg
I hear you can buy large quantities of super stinky fox urine pretty cheaply online from hunting supplies vendors…
wouldnt this add the risk that one’s online purchase history could potentially be discovered and used against you as evidence?
Correct. The safest option is extracting it yourself directly from the fox. This also protects against man in the middle attacks.
From what I’ve seen in furry porn, foxes are the sexiest animals too.
“it’s also hot.”
/Paris Hilton twirling hair, snapping bubble gum.
Don’t listen to this! It doesn’t work.
I found a fox, then extracted urine from the man between me and the fox. He still attacked me.
Are you suggesting that cops can determine what kind of urine was used?
I mean if foxes are unusually smelly, someone might guess based on the stench being beyond human ability?
It’s used to deter pests so just spray some around your property and report the rest stolen.
Yeah, I’d say if you have anywhere local that would sell it, buy there with cash if you can, otherwise if you’re having to buy online try to make your order as least suspicious as you can…
NOT locally… As soon as cops get a match on what type of urine was used and know there’s a hunting vendor in town that sells it, they’re absolutely going to ask to see cameras if they’re seriously investigating for vandalism charges. Drive far away to get it. Far. Away. Then keep in your house, they can’t search your garage without a warrant.
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Use Tor or something like that?
I’m sure people more knowledgeable than me know how to cover their tracks so that piss-soaked pigs won’t catch them that way 🤷
Why do hunters buy fox urine? Does it attract prey animals?
Seems it’s not used by hunters but rather to repel pests. Sorta like Ted Cruz, but pests in stead of humans.
Unfortunately, if it attracts predators, it would likely have the same effect on Ted Cruz
It already would anyway, since he’s sexually attracted to animal urine in general.
I see no problem with luring an amorous Ted Cruz towards pissed off armed cops, though. That’s what we in the trade call a twofer 😉
Just order a gun with it
I smell your fox and raise you a coyote.
Aww, my very own coyote? Thanks for raising it for me!
Also nice of you to notice Felix, he’s been feeling overlooked lately!
My wife got some deer repellent stuff with “putrified egg” in it that I would highly recommend for this purpose.
Only a newb would use fresh urine. The trick is storing it in a jug for awhile to let it ferment and get super stinky. Let it sit in the sun for a few days.
Do it while it is in the tank of the watergun, so you don’t get the smell while loading it
I’d think a squirt bottle would be ideal and not a water gun. Throughput is too slow.
Buy range is important. The closer you are to their car the worse chances you have of escaping.
Also super soakers are way too conspicuous. Animal urine in a dollar store squirt gun is perfect. Animal urine actually requires less fluid to be effective.
Some cheap perfume would also do in a pinch, or essential oils mixed with cooking oil.
this smells like a honeypot tbh
The police are desperate for fresh urine and will go to any lengths to obtain it
They could have just asked! I’ll happily piss in any cop car, free of charge.
I’d even give them a Chicago Sunroof
I think it’s actually a post by a satire account intended to convince people to try it. There are some tells, like how many details are included about how you do it and the damage it causes.
obviously…
I assure you I am the furthest from a fed, I genuinely fucking despise any kind of figure with higher power, and will go out of my way to make it as hard as (reasonably) possible for them to track me or gain evidence for any crime they want to push on me because I was “in the area according to google maps data” or whatever other bullshit they think of these days
That’s what a fed in your position would say.
Or a fetish
🤭🤫
any parent knows if you don’t want someone to do something you always say the opposite of what you mean
classic rookie parenting mistake
Or maybe they did do that
Damn, the cops have a piss fetish!
Have you never heard of the Streisand effect? Because you will now.
Have you ever heard of satire accounts? You can’t possibly think this is real.
https://twitter.com/AkronPoliceDp/status/1653843343204384771
Except this time it’s real.
Yea, I’m so sure Akron Police Deportarment is the official account and not a satire account 🙄
Isn’t that if they’re trying to cover up that it’s happening. IDK what you would call this. The inverse Streisand effect?
196 meetup in Akron it is, then
my state here in australia is way too corrupt, I need some of that assistance 🤭🫡
196 world tour it is, then!
hinders the Police’s ability to use that vehicle and protect the community
We’re the ones protecting the community from you filthy pigs
Stop insulting pigs like that. They are cute and intelligent animals.
sounds like Robert Evans finally got Super soaker Full of Piss off the ground
That was my first thought.
Absolutely never crossed my mind to do something like this. Until I saw this post.
Find and replace:
Find: “do not” replace: “”
Find: “stop” replace: “”
Find: “ing” replace: “”
Please do this, as it is very time consum to clean up
Find: “ons” Replace: “”
Literally 1984
More like “apolicecruser rule”, lol
Got to freeze the urine into ice cubes so after you toss it in, it takes time for it to melt and you’re no longer on the scene. Just need a cup from a fast food place. No super soaker involved. And you can just spill everything out the cup if things get hot.
And you put the piss in your own freezer?
They make standalone desktop ice makers.
Ah, ok
Sounds like a reasonable investment.
Thanks for the idea - although I’m not sure if handling piss ice cubes is fun after some time, as you just have a bag of more and more liquid piss, where you have to fish out the remaining ice cubes
Maybe we can come up with something like a piss buddy (reverse camel bag) and a hand pump to spray the contents. Would be concealable and not messy to handleBut by now I’m putting just too much thought into it…
yeah but you lose the range, I’d argue its way more sus to be seen putting something into a police car, and you can get away quicker
But you can throw ice, and you wouldn’t be seen holding a super soaker or a water gun.
