If you learned that an actor was a serial killer, who would surprise you the least? (Anthony Hopkins, Christopher Walken, Tom Cruise, and Jack Nicholson don’t count–everyone knows they’re stacking bodies somewhere)

I’m gonna say Chris Pratt. I don’t buy that harmless goofy schtick AT ALL

  • raccoona_nongrata@beehaw.orgEnglish
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    3 years ago

    I think if Jared Leto was caught trying to smuggle a human body in a dufflebag through customs I would not be surprised.

    He already has his weird croatian cult island resort thing going on.

        • 0x4E4F@lemmy.fmhy.mlEnglish
          3·
          3 years ago

          Fair, I didn’t look hard enough.

          You know, going to that island could avtually be a great way to hook up. I mean, there’s like hundreds of women and only a few men… and there’s only so much of Jared to go around. Maybe they just cought on to this life hack earlier than the rest of us.