Stealth games in 1981: “You have to escape from the literal fucking Nazis, who are seeking to genocide most of Europe.”
Stealth games in 2019: “You are a goose”
Castle Wolfenstein was such a fun game! Not just one of the first stealth games, but one of the first procedurally generated games too! Most people think that it was Elite. Haven’t played or thought about it in a few years… Maybe I’ll fire it up tonight.
I just got that game a few weeks ago after having somehow completely missed it. I’ve never laughed harder being an absolute cunt to the whole town.
what game is it?
Untitled Goose Game, currently half off on steam.
“It’s a lovely morning in the village and you are a horrible goose.”
I love how much I relate to this comment. That game is so silly and delightful.
1982: You are General Custer and trying to rape an American Indian woman. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Custer’s_Revenge
you’re a downtrodden anti-hero trying to survive in a dystopian world…
Is my alarm clock the game?
I guess if the only game in the 80’s you played was Mario Bros and not Pacman…
Nintendo is still making run, jump, eat this flower, collect the coins games and they’re still excellent.
Alternately, videogames now: I have a farm and it’s the nicest farm of them all, and all the chickens have names and are demonstrably happy. Also I moonlight as an interior decorator for all my friends with whom I have deep personal relationships.
Just saying, we may be playing different types of games here.
Mark my words, Ashen-one. You shall remain among the accursed
