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devfuuu@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 years ago

Le torture

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Le torture

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devfuuu@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 years ago
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  • dilawar@lemm.eeB
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    a pro vim user watching a vim noob using arrow keys.

    • The D Quuuuuill@slrpnk.net
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      • Using “cmd+f” to search terminal buffers instead of /
      • Using :wqa! and then reopening the editor instead of just using :w
      • Deleting an entire line by hitting x repeatedly
      • Adding to the end of a like by pressing i and then the right arrow key until they’re at the end of a line
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        STOP! You’re scaring the children!

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        Deleting an entire line by hitting x repeatedly

        The first time I ever touched Double Ds was in vim.

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          It’s all fun and games until someone does ddO instead of using S ;(

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        I’ve heard some people even use :wq over :x

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          ….I’ve been using :wq for years…

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            What? No “Esc. Shift+ZZ” ?

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              deleted by creator

            • tool@r.rosettast0ned.com
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              That sounds like emacs-user talk. We don’t take kindly to you folks around these parts…

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                It’s straight up vi, bro.

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            Repent! Imagine all of the wasted productivity! Ahhhhhhhhh

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        Those last two made me physically recoil wtf

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