…rs that the real terminal illness was the friends she made along the way.
…rs she was John Boyega all along.
Oh, it’s a remake of Shutter Island but with shamalamadingdong as director?
…rs that 15 minutes could save her 15% or more, when she reconsiders her car insurance provider!
… rs there was a land bridge to Europe all along, making it a peninsula.
No one wanted to walk around the whole island until now, it was a surprise for everyone
That’s because of those damn squirrels. Wonder if that axe would work on squirrels at all, they’re so damn quick. Such a waste of space on the yearly supply drop-off.
…rs he’s down to boogie and has to suffer through disco night, every night.
… discovers the secret ingredient in her grandmother’s cooking was human flesh
I mean if that’s just the permise, I’m curious to know what happens next.
For those curious:
Currently in post and said to be rooted in Scandinavian folklore, The Punishing is set on a remote Icelandic island “where a man miraculously recovers from a terminal illness—but his wife soon discovers the land’s healing powers come at a terrifying price”.
https://deadline.com/2026/05/john-boyega-cara-delevingne-horror-punishing-first-images-1236914444/
I like the others suggestions better.
