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cm0002@literature.cafe to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 5 days ago

DJ just doing his job

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DJ just doing his job

cm0002@literature.cafe to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 5 days ago
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  • 13igTyme@piefed.social
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    People are fighting at your wedding and you’re getting mad at the DJ…

    • glimse@lemmy.world
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      Personally I always get mad at the fake DJ when he makes a punchline at the end of my joke wedding text

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      Apparently someone has never been to a southern wedding.

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        I’m originally from North Florida, which is basically Georgia/Alabama. I’ve been to many weddings and am also married. I’ve seen maybe two arguments, but never a fight.

        Southern hospitality extends to weddings and most never have issues.

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          you have experienced a very different southern hospitality than i have. are you straight, white, and healthy?

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            I feel like there has got to be a better qualifier than straight, white and healthy. Like damn if a gay black person with diabetes tries going to weddings, every one of them must turn into a shitshow.

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        Yeah, Aussie weddings go crazy!

        Or did you mean African?

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        A southern wedding with our at least 3 deaths is considered a boring affair.

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    I saw a video once of some people getting into a fight near a party and when the dj switches to the rocky theme you can visibly see the fighters getting pumped up. It was hilarious.

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      When the rocky theme starts you know you’re about to get your ass whooped.

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      I demand a link

      • Ricky Rigatoni@piefed.zip
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        https://redlib.freedit.eu/r/fightporn/comments/o9ygdc/fight_after_a_party_and_dj_starts_playimg_rocky/

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    This is clearly fake, the MK theme would go off at any wedding.

    Source: former wedding DJ

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    I would rather not be a part of any stiff-ass wedding where the morthal combat theme is unacceptable.

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    FINISH HIM!!!

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    A good DJ know when to drop the beat.

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    I’d tip extra for that kind of service.

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    i desperately need to know the rest of the story

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