This movie…

If you want to be annoyed for three hours this movie is for you!!

This movie does an excellent job of making every part of it annoying.

  • Want annoying action scenes… (see bloated pregnant women firing machine guns) this movie has them
  • Want annoying character names (see Jungle Pussy and Lockjaw) this movie has them.
  • Want annoying characters (see all of them) this movie has them
  • Want blaring scene inappropriate music, this movie has that!
  • Want annoying dialogue, this movie has that!
  • Want clumsy, vague and annoying story points, this movie has that.
  • Want to see annoying sex scenes, this movie has several of those!
  • Want to be annoyed that you can’t get those three hours back, this movie is for you!

I understand that this is considered the best movie of 2025… holy hell if that is true 2025 has to be worst year for movies in history.

  • TheImpressiveX@piefed.socialM
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    3 months ago

    if that is true 2025 has to be worst year for movies in history.

    2025 wasn’t even the worst year for movies in the 2020’s decade.

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    3 months ago

    I thought it was pretty good. Watched it in the cinema, I didn’t regret it.

    I don’t think it was the best movie of 2025, but it was entertaining and relatively well made and somewhat original.

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      3 months ago

      It was Taken with a Hipster reskinning. Instead of a guy with a particular set of skill it was a guy who did a a lot of bong hits…

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    3 months ago

    I got about 8 minutes in and got a weirdo vibe that I felt the movie couldn’t recover from, so I cut it off. I’m not saying that my assessment is accurate given the short viewing time, but I’m not surprised by your review.

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      3 months ago

      Me, too.

      I was watching it and it just seemed like a fantasy of what a raid would look like.

      Kill a bunch of Federal agents and leave a lot of immigrants in the desert with no supplies?

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          3 months ago

          So the start is a dream sequence?

          Meh.

          It wasn’t exciting or interesting. I’ve stuck with plenty of movies that were confusing at the start. It’s not worth the reveal.

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            3 months ago

            No, it’s that the older radical violent generation is trying to live out a fantasy and they are making things worse not better.

            Look at how not only does nothing improve during their efforts, but the mere presence of Bob disrupts the efforts of a well organized community who is actually helping immigrants.

            And in the end the daughter does not pack a moltov and sawed off shotgun for a raid, she goes to a protest.