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PugJesus@piefed.socialM to History Memes@piefed.socialEnglish · 19 days ago

Jesus hates small business 😭

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Jesus hates small business 😭

PugJesus@piefed.socialM to History Memes@piefed.socialEnglish · 19 days ago
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  • PugJesus@piefed.socialOPM
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    Explanation: In the New Testament, the central religious figure of Jesus Christ at one point drives merchants and moneylenders out of the Jewish Temple in Jerusalem.

    This proves that he was a dangerous anti-Roman terrorist and deserved what he got

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      This shit is actually why jesus is so based.

      • PugJesus@piefed.socialOPM
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        Yes Centurion, this rebel right here

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    I tell you the truth, it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.

    • Jesus
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      I’ve always rather assumed Jesus had a cheesy as grin and his hand out,

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      TBH I really envy the monks who have taken up a life of asceticism. Those dudes are truly hardcore.

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    Don’t let anyone tell you that knocking mfers upside the head and flipping tables isn’t part of the “wwjd” handbook!

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      I personally interpret this event as a criticism against the commercialisation of religion a la megachurches and filthy rich pastors.

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        Which is exactly how you should interpret it! Let’s ball!

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          I think if Jesus was around today he’d go full nucleur Gandhi on all the churches.

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            We all need a little overflow in our lives

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    Good lord!

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