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YarraByte@aussie.zoneM to Melbourne@aussie.zone · 4 days ago

Discussion Thread 🥸 Wednesday 4 February 2026

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Discussion Thread 🥸 Wednesday 4 February 2026

YarraByte@aussie.zoneM to Melbourne@aussie.zone · 4 days ago
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  • StudSpud The Starchy@aussie.zone
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    Someone at work sprayed lynx on themselves while on the floor. Several of us had to run to the loo to chuck.

    Should be an illegal substance, like it should be classed as a war crime under the Geneva Convention.

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      We’ve just had an all staff memo out about personal hygiene and the impact of body odour on people aeound you and in your care… we’ll see what improvements we get.

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        If they don’t address it tomorrow, I’m writing to my hsr

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      🤮 I had a similar encounter on a tram recently where a very sweaty/smelly man had attempted to cover up his smells with far too much Lynx Africa before boarding the very crowded peak tram 🤮🤮🤮 IT DOESNT COVER ANYTHING UP BUDDY. ITS WORSE NOW!

      • StudSpud The Starchy@aussie.zone
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        Too right! Lynx makes everything worse!!

    • TheWitchofThornbury2@aussie.zone
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      Yes.

    • Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone
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      Pray for those of us in IT

      • StudSpud The Starchy@aussie.zone
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        I don’t even want to think about the nasal hellscape that is 💀

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          Look these guys are mostly good.

          That said, there is 1 dude who smells like he hasn’t washed his work polo shirt in a couple of weeks.

          And no one here has heard of the deodorant and aftershave combo.

          Lynx makes a regular appearance.

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      i dunno, have you whiffed people on trams and trains

      I prefer lynx

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        I’d rather smell natural b.o than the artificial shit in a can called lynx

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          Human umami.

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