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United Provinces and Territories of Canada
Confederated Provinces and Territories.
You’re gonna snag all of Pennsylvania? You, uh, really sure you want to do that?
If Pennsyltucky could read they’d be very upset.
I mean, we have nice fun hilly backroads to drive on, here in western PA. And the Amish, quirky as they are, are still generally pleasant.
I admit that’s a short list of redeeming qualities for the Western half of Pennsylvania but how the fuck are we supposed to compete with the Poconos? Wilkes-Barre is too fucking pretty. Western PA can be pretty gorgeous but not that picturesque.
Y’all did Colorado dirty with that map
Dude, Colorado Springs could be the capital of Jesusland.
Fair but that Focus on the Family dick died…so…
Jesusland would be so fucked, economically… and in every other way.
The bullshit happening in the USA is ours to correct.
There will be no magic way out of our situation.
I’m glad to be seeing this take more and more vs the desire to jump ship.
I mean, I do agree.
But also. Jokes about Canada geese invading are amusing.
(Psst. We have poutine in Minnesota )
And just the top part of Illinois. South Illinois can suck it in Jesusland
Yeah, but this is every state though. Blue cities and red rural areas.
Was thinking the same thing.
Petition to save the non Jesus-Land Colorado peeps.
Secondsed
Calling it “Jesusland” is misleading. People might think anything Jesus supposedly taught actually happens in that shithole.
I think anyone who knows anything about Jesus would know exactly what a country named “Jesusland” would be like!
Yeah, I don’t want any of their territory if the people come with them. They’d have to leave then apply to become Canadian to ensure they live to our standards and not swarm us with their lingering tendencies.
As a Michigander I approve this transition. Where can we sign?
I might consider moving to a colder state if that happens.
IMO they could even rename it to trumpistan if that helps grease the wheels.
Liberate tutemet ex inferis
Nooo I dont wanna be locked in jesusland
Me too. Locked in jesusland for a good reason sadly.
