Few weeks ago was stung by a bee and yesterday bitten by a bullant and I want to share w/ everybody my scientific findings:
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Fr tho.
Billant is like fuckFUCK OW OW BASTARD ok i’m good. Bee is WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE YOU BASTARD
Not so fun event first aid tent visit: getting lemon juice treatment for a bullant bite to the butt
Just a PSA that a bunch of library services around Melbourne and Vic are running extended hours today to provide cool spaces for people. I know Mooney Ponds and Hobsons Bay are so assume a lot of them are doing the same.
Arrived at work. Over 500 emails awaiting my attention (or lack thereof). Pray for me.
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7 hours until 10pm, when BoM says it will be 23°C.
I’m comprised almost entirely of cold European climate genes, I wasn’t built for this 🫠
Finally my sahara desert infused DNA pays off
My Native is not helping
When I was in Egypt last it rained for about 10 mins. The rain evaporated the second it hit the ground.
That was their rain for the week apparently.
Pretty sure Rain Dance is usually men. I don’t usually claim because genetics and culture are not the same thing. It’s not unmessy in many ways.
Same, I’m not going back out there
Similar DNA composition here. Thank God for AC and good cool air circulation in the house.
Good luck today everyone 🤞stay safe out there.
Jesus Christ it’s still meant to be 41 at 7pm 🫠🫠🫠I just saw that! And Friday is shaping up to be a real danger day too. I convinced (didn’t take much) my whole team to WFH for the rest of the week at least (unless someone needs the A/C). About to go for a quick swim then lock down.
It’s definitely a mix at my work, people wanting to come in for the Air con (or just free air con) and people who absolutely don’t wanna fuck with PT today
I really should go to bed, as I start work again tomorrow. Don’t wanna - enjoying the coolth ahead of tomorrow. Still, work does have aircon, it’s just the pt trip there and back that’s going to be a horror show. Waaaaaaah.
I don’t get sunburned but even I’m feeling a bit hot under the collar.
Edit: put the washing out without thongs on concrete and I think my feet are burnt lol
FOUR HOURS
Edit: there’s something so freeing, liberating, about standing on the balcony in my birthday suit. It’s the small things in life, really.
I like having a shower then standing outside with my turkish towel in the wind to dry. (Like Felicia on top of the bus in Priscilla, Queen of the desert style).
Yassss QUEEN 🙌
I have to ask the obvious question, can the neighbours see your balcony?!
Nope! I get no direct sun either, as my balcony faces the apartment building next door, but there’s no windows on that side of that building. A private balcony, when I can hang out nude and smoke joints #yolo 😂
They wish they could see me
About to make the 25m PT trip home. Looking forward to the smells of armpits and sweaty bumcracks
How short are you? I feel I’m at near optimum armpit stank height
I’m the armpit in this scenario
Gahhh…
I’m not actually sweaty though, just tallish
It kinda doesn’t matter. If you hit critical mass of persons using the up grab things there is a toxic cloud down under
it’s intolerable
Leaving the gym earlier, there was a ridiculous line (easy 100 people deep) waiting to get into the crowded indoor pools that are part of the complex. Having to wait for people to leave before letting a new group in. The line snaked around outside too, all these people waiting in the heat for crowds and craziness. No thank you.
At that point, stand in the shower.
That’s absolutely crazy. It seems like a great idea, but a line like that would have me scurrying for a library, shopping centre, gym, etc!
That was last week at Brimbank Aquatic centre…we went to work out and the lineup was bonkers.
This is the exact centre I’m talking about. It is bonkers on hot days, but I do enjoy walking right in to the cool gym while looking at the poor sods sweating it out lining up for the pool.
Ha!!! Wonder how many times we’ve been there at the same time.
Bless the cold council gym though. So comfortable.
Weird. Temp just dropped almost 10 degrees where I am.
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Guess where the perfect aircon spot in the bedroom is.
Can that happen here omg
Its on the way!
Not belly up yet
Well she’s decided she’s afraid of the aircon rumble so we’re slumming it with just a fan lol
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To Catfish. Um, could you please take the suncatcher down temporarily - it’s working just a little too well atm.
I shall make a request of Their Majestic Selfness. As with most prayer type things holding your breath is inadvisable.
Just so long as it works by about 9 pm tonight. If His Nibs is laggard, I will have a few words with Him.
Looks like His Nibs came good. Well done!
Bundaberg brewed lemon & watermelon lightly sparkling low sugar cans are the bomb this weather. I am in love. Available at Cheaper Buy Miles.
Jelly. I hope you got some discounted cheese and crackers for a charcuterie dinner too.
That I did.
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Watermelon straight out of the fridge is sooo refreshing on hot days.
Grapes too.
Cherries also
And lychee’s!
It’s a hot one… like seven inches from the midday sun 🏜️
