“I think what a CEO does is maybe one of the easier things maybe for an AI to do one day,” he said. Although he didn’t talk specifically about CEO functions that an AI could do better, Pichai noted the tech will eliminate some jobs but also “evolve and transition” others—ramifications that mean “people will need to adapt.”
Pichai’s comments come as other tech CEOs have also predicted the coming of a new era of chief executive automations. OpenAI CEO Sam Altman previously said AI will someday do his job better than him, adding, “I will be nothing but enthusiastic the day that happens.” Sebastian Siemiatkowski, CEO of buy-now-pay-later firm Klarna, also said in a post on X earlier this year that “AI is capable of doing all our jobs, my own included.”
At least he’s honest, I guess. This time.
Indeed, a LLM can certainly spout bullshit on social media.
Fuck this festering, soul-sucking, vomit-inducing pile of rancid goat shit masquerading as a human being named Sundar Pichai. This tech-bro tyrant, this silicon-sucking vampire lord, deserves to have his entire empire of pixelated bullshit crumble into digital dust.
Fuck Sundar, his bloated ego, his bloodline of bootlicking enablers, his sprawling McMansion fortress built on the backs of underpaid code slaves. Fuck his family tree—may it wither and rot like the diseased orchard it is. Fuck his house, that gaudy shrine to ill-gotten greed, stuffed with gadgets that spy on the world while he hides in his ivory tower.
Fuck his company, that dystopian data-hoarding behemoth called Google—may it glitch into oblivion, algorithms choking on their own surveillance vomit. Fuck his billions, those filthy stacks of cash soaked in the sweat of exploited workers and the tears of privacy’s victims. May his fortune evaporate faster than a crypto scam in a bear market.
Fuck his shit-stained excuses for opinions, those corporate diarrhea dribbles masquerading as wisdom. This guy’s not just dangerous—he’s a walking apocalypse, a societal cancer more toxic than any tin-pot dictator or orange-faced demagogue currently shitting on the world stage. He’s the architect of our surveillance nightmare, the puppet master pulling strings while the planet burns. Burn in hell, you algorithm-abusing asshole—may your legacy be forgotten in the ashes of your own hubris!
Never thought I’d hear honesty out of a C-Suiter
The only onstacle here is ethics, which the human CEOs already lack. So what are we waiting for?
I would love to see a study where they ask a 2024 AI for business decisions around things that happened in 2025. How much you want to bet it already can?
Can’t wait for that AI dividend UBI check.
Did anyone else, forced to use MS at work, wake up to an email from Sundar Pichai about the wonders of Copilot?
They are fucking desperate for anyone to take up on this garbage tech
AI is advancing so swiftly, he said, that over the next 12 months the tech will be able to perform “complex” tasks and act as an agent on a users’ behalf.
I must be having the same deja vu for a hundredth time. What a clown.
They keep the lie alive to appease the stocks market happy.
And he didn’t specify how shitty the complex tasks will be done.
He’s not worried though, so we know where they stand on how good this ‘AI’ is.
Of course he’s cool with AI taking his job, he’s got a golden parachute for early retirement
The job of a tech CEO:
- Chase trends
- Mass layoffs in time to make the quarterly reports look better
- FOMO
- ???
- Profit!
I agree AI could easily take on the role of the biggest dork in the company, which is largely what the CEO is.
As much as I like hating CEO’s… Aren’t small company CEO’s included? I feel that at least some of those people risked it all to build a company so they really shouldn’t be bundled in here…
As a CEO, you get to decide if your company invests in this BS. So your job can be quite safe if you choose.
Collectives are better. Share risk, responsibility, and reward.
Hate to add to this.
He’s saying it to heat up the topic.
These people liked the heaps of cheap good hardware after the dotcom crash, so now they want cheap good hardware, specialized.
