the “cheese” is freeze dried tofu, cashew butter, corn starch, nutritional yeast, soy milk, and vinegar
i live in nyc so i’m expecting the nypd to break down my door and arrest me for committing a hate crime against the entire Italian diaspora any minute now
no
pizza bad or bad bad?
because, y’know, bad pizza is like bad sex, it’s still pizza or something
somewhere in between. the crust and sauce were fine.
it’s probably bad bdsm tier. like you didn’t come but at least you got a good spanking, or something
T_T