I think you meant to spell that “Stamets”. 🖖🏼

Not anymore, it ain’t.

I rage quit my job on Tuesday, looks like 3 Fridays in a row for me

I’m now from the future! It is Thursday! It worked! My time machine works!

I want to get back to my time, I miss my wife and kids! But I need plutonium… Safely encased plutonium.

If at all possible it should be a 25mm diameter rod of 99.99999% pure stuff with enough power density to produce a continuous 1gigawatt of power while my vehicle runs across a mall parking lot or deadend street at 80pmh.

Please! I can’t stand these people from the future!