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Sundray@lemmus.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 hours ago

Google plans secret AI military outpost on tiny island overrun by crabs (Ars Technica)

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Sundray@lemmus.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 hours ago
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Christmas Island facility would support naval surveillance in strategic Indo-Pacific waters.
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  • captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.org
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    Team Crab FTW. Go get em boys!

  • krooklochurm@lemmy.ca
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    Will carcinisation play out with ai? I sure hope so.

    • maccentric@sh.itjust.works
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      Carcinisation?

      • krooklochurm@lemmy.ca
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        Fixed thanks

    • xorollo@leminal.space
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      This is where the sleepless come from. https://coppermind.net/wiki/Sleepless

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    Overrun? They were there first.

    You’re data centers are the ones overrunning it

    • A_norny_mousse@feddit.org
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      TBF I think “overrun” refers to the crabs’ annual migration, but I also find the phrasing a little off.

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      God hates humanity.

  • _cryptagion [he/him]@anarchist.nexus
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    well they didn’t do a very good job of keeping it secret, did they?

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    I hope this leads to crab people

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      Get a load of this guy! Doesn’t know about the crab people!

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE0wfjsybIQ

    • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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      Thanks I haven’t had time to watch this since Cheney died 🦀🦀🦀

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      I love a good crab roll

    • PhilipTheBucket@quokk.au
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      Why did they put such tremendous effort and then give all the crabs 8 legs though…

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        Because that’s how many legs crabs have…

        They actually have ten, but I’m guessing you’re not counting their claws.

        https://web.archive.org/web/20250909074342/https://news.safaritravelplus.com/animals/how-many-legs-do-crabs-have/

        https://www.mainelobsternow.com/blogs/resources/the-anatomy-of-a-crab

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          What the fuck

          How did I manage not to know this

          Okay, TIL I guess, my bad

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    The crab video is really marvelous. I love the absolute clear frustration of the crab “ARGH NO DON’T TURN ME UPSIDE DOWN I HAVE EGGS TO LOOK AFTER YOU MORON”

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    CRAB BATTLE

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    Crossing my fingers for our crab AI overlords.

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    Fuck our military are morons.

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