• tal@lemmy.today
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    10 days ago

    Well, maybe the children will have two dolls instead of 30 dolls. And maybe the two dolls will cost a couple bucks more than they would normally.

    — Donald Trump. Not The Onion.

    I am extremely honored that President Xi has authorized China to begin the purchase of this unprecedented amount of American-grown soybeans—not merely nine or 10 beans, but 11 whole, intact beans.

    — Donald Trump. The Onion.

    You’ve gotta keep a sharp eye out when you see those tariff discussion articles.

  • ApeNo1@lemmy.world
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    10 days ago

    He said they were “magic” soy beans and worth far more than what we exchanged for them. I am the worlds best deal maker.