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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 个月前

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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 个月前
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  • MithranArkanere@lemmy.world
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    I thought it was AI, but nope.

    Leonard Delaney has been writing since 2015, and his bibliography is one hell of a ride. He consistently turns random elements from popular culture into smut with an average score of 3 stars.

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      I salute authentic human weirdness

    • turdcollector69@lemmy.world
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      Leonard and Dr. Chuck Tingle should collab on the next butt raptor trilogy

  • 𝔗𝚎𝚑 𝔅𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚔𝚒@lemmy.world
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    Oh dang. So that’s why Clippy was “retired” from Microsoft’s suite.

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      Didn’t retire, just services a select clientele…

      • ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world
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        He was sent to a stud farm up-state, apparently.

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    I read the Taken by Tetris one. It involves a woman who gets impregnated by a tetris block.

    It alsomhad a bonus story where a dude who was very obviously a Neil Degrasse Tyson stand in desperately wants to have sex with Pluto (he does).

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      The real question is, was it a long I shape or was it classy with a T shape? Cause I know you can score a Tetris only with an I but chaining T spins is what brings me to orgasm (and a win in Tetris 99 lol)

      Edit: the term Tetraniños popped into my head for the children of that coupling.

      • AxExRx@lemmy.world
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        My money’s on the Z/S piece- doggy style and a spoon afterwards.

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    The problem with Clippy is that he gets too attached.

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    Clippy… you’re so flexible

  • kossa@feddit.org
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    Make room for the really nerdy versions

    Dominated by vim - it did not let me exit, but I thus discovered a fetish.

    Threesome with Firefox and Thunderbird - electric and sizzling HOT for Furries

    One night with the terminal - I looked deep into my computers dark desires.

    Love triangle with GNU + Linux - It’s complicated but amounts to a very sexy OS

    • YerLam@lemmy.world
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      HARDware-The RAMming
      Innernet Explorer-The slowest burn romance about OAP’s

  • Ech@lemmy.ca
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    Is this the new Chuck Tingle?

    • AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space
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      It’s Chuck Tingle for straight people

  • ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com
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    Rossman’s favourite book

  • timeghost@lemmy.world
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    This book is excellent.

    “Where did you come from?”

    But she knew where he was coming from: both ends.

  • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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    That seems like more of a Dr Chuck Tingle concept

    • beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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      Don’t think that h is needed

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        Tat seems like more of a Dr Chuck Tingle concept

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      Love is Real, buckaroos!

  • Zephorah@discuss.online
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    I zoomed in thinking it was something normal about Louis Rossmann. Instead, I see this.

    Definite old reddit vibes.

  • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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    It looks like you’re trying to write an erotic fanfic. Would you like some help with that?

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    It looks like you are getting aroused, would you like me to bind your hands and feet?

    • MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world
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      Don’t stop…

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        Great! I have bound your hands and feet using #20 steel wire from the very spool that I was spawned. Would you like to continue using one of these templates?

        • [Tell me the rules]
        • [Point out my mistakes]
        • [Praise my compliance]
        • [Clippy’s always watching]
        • [Clippy never goes away for long]
        • [Accept Clippy’s popup]
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    Book 2 of 7

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    Clippy wouldn’t approve of this. He’s definitely into octopuses.

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