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merrick@normalcity.life to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 年前

Thanks Jake

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Thanks Jake

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merrick@normalcity.life to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 年前
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  • Mossy Feathers (She/Her)@pawb.social
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    Why does he look like he’s about to shoot up a school himself? Like, “I’m gonna end school shootings… BY SHOOTING UP A SCHOOL!”

    • rockSlayer@lemmy.world
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      No you don’t understand he’s going to shoot all the future shooters

      • Mossy Feathers (She/Her)@pawb.social
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        Can’t kill kids if there aren’t any kids left to kill.

      • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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        Such forward-thinking

    • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca
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      The school shooting to end all school shootings

    • lugal@lemmy.ml
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      “I spent years in prison because I killed school bullies. I had plenty time to think about it and realized that if I kill the bully, a new one will take their place. If I want to end all this, I have to kill the victims.”

    • Refurbished Refurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org
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      That was my first thought too

    • affiliate@lemmy.world
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      one last hurrah

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      deleted by creator

  • Izzy@lemmy.ml
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    Crazy to think that he could have decided to stop school shootings this whole time and only decided to do it now. 😔

    • c0mpost@lemmy.eco.br
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      It just wasn’t the right time. Now we’ve had enogih of them and he righfully decided it’s time to end school shootings.

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    Fuck, now everyone’s going to do it more just to spite him

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    Oh thank god. Everyone has been just sitting here waiting until Jake said it’s okay to end it.

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    What the fuck was he waiting for? Did not enough people like and subscribe before now?

    • Peppycito@sh.itjust.works
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      They were overloaded with thoughts, but the prayers were lagging.

  • Phoenixz@lemmy.ca
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    Oh wow! I never though about it that way! I was about to shoot up the neighborhood but now that Jake is on the case, I’ll go allnd start a butterfly collection

    • ikapoz@sh.itjust.works
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      As dumb as it is, it’s STILL the smartest thing I’ve ever heard him say.

    • ☭SaltyIcetea☭@lemmy.ml
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      Butterfly as in the the living thing (is it an insect?) Or as in the knife

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        Both, he’s gonna attach the butterflies using butterfly knives…he’s gonna need a lot of 'em, might start a gofundme?

    • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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      Won’t anyone think of the butterflies?

    • lugal@lemmy.ml
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      You totally misread it. It’s about school shooting. What you do at home or in your own neighborhood is your thing

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    Phew, I’m glad he’s gonna stop shooting up schools. Time to hang up the ol’ hat and retire.

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    He’s finally had enough. It’s time.

  • Sagrotan@lemmy.world
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    School shooters worldwide have decided, that it’s finally time to end Jake Paul.

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      Hard to say which has done more damage, really

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    deleted by creator

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    You guys laugh, but kids do things because a YouTuber said so all the time.

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      Good thing all school shooters idolize Paul Jake

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        The most original joke in here (not being sarcastic)

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    Stop the count! We finally know the answer to “How many shootings is enough?”

  • The_Wolf_of_Walmart@lemmy.world
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    Wow, hot take.

  • Plap plap 𓁑𓂸 @lemmyf.uk
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    Does this mean that he’s been secretly responsible for some/all school shootings, is addicted to doing them, and is asking for an intervention to help him stop and get into rehab?

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    GifMeme 6736

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