Mmmh. Velour…
This way everyone can inspect your schlong without any extra steps :)
My problem with skirts this short is my balls keep falling out as they have sagged with age
So you have a grandfather cock?
How pendulous
How else would the glockenspiel ever be invented though? It was a necessary development for
sciencemusicHave you tried tucking or would that not help?
Anyone else see this post and realise they still have ptsd from wearing similar to a club once and sorely regretting it because random drunk men spent the whole night trying to put their hands up your skirt?
I’m sorry you went through that. I don’t understand why it’s hard for men to not touch something they like.
Is it because I’m (probably) autistic? Like, look these kind of outfits are simply awesome, but touching someone else without invitation just seems so incredibly… Wrong?
Its something I’ve struggled with understanding my whole life. Just cause you are into a woman doesn’t mean you need to break boundaries to satisfy urges?
I mean, shit, I remember from a really, really, really, young age: don’t touch others. Did this message not become a core concept? Or do I just pass out before alcohol has that much of an inhibiting effect on me?
As a man I’ve never understood it either. Like, I’m hesitant to even touch a woman on the shoulder to get her attention or something like that.
But, I’m ADHD and possibly a smidge on the spectrum, and I also realize that being a tall muscular dude is inherently threatening to women who don’t know me.
Is it because I’m (probably) autistic?
No, it’s a basic human decency thing. No man I know would (intentionally) touch without invitation (whether verbal or body language) and if someone does they deserve a smacking.
The most common gray area is tight crowds where some assholes try to get away with groping disguised as “accidents” which is disgusting.
Besides, alcohol and drugs are no excuse. If you can’t control yourself under the influence, don’t use them.
I wore a black kilt to a club once and had a similar experience.
I’m male and had a similar experience with women doing that when I wore a kilt to a club once.
And just to be very clear, I’m not defending anyone of any gender who does that at all. And in no way saying women touching men is as big a problem, most women have experienced it while only a minority of men have. Your comment just made me remember it, it wasn’t fun.
Literally just wear a belt at this point 🤷♂️
Wear several belts! With gaps!
And lots and lots of buckles!
So many!
Maybe slip a couple strap-ons in there just for fun.
Reject clothing, use magic to conjure censor bars everywhere you go
would be hangin’ out like a grandfather clock
It wouldn’t, but his old man balls would
Thank you for my favourite giggle of the day.
I think this is more of a loincloth at this point.
Loincloth is longer in the middle and open on the sides
That’s cold as hell.
It’s okay, you can wear stockings. :P
if my skirt isn’t longer than my dong i won’t wear it
I’d have no problem wearing any skirt
Coward.
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Yeah… I’d need to drop the hemline 1cm every six months to protect my modesty
Depends on who is wearing it. No one, and I mean literally no one, wants to see this on Trump.
Never underestimate the degeneracy of the internet
I do 🤤
And yet they would find a way to defend it
Miniskirts officially become mens wear to avoid a cross dressing scandal.
The Make America Breezy Again campaign is an overnight success.
Red Hats protest H&M for offending anti-trans sensibilities.
It’s easier to guestimate the ambient temperature in red states.
Miniskirts now have pockets.
I WOULD, IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY
It is sexy AF!!
I’m never sure when these posts pop up if someone is just shitposting or if they confuse this with Facebook
Well, we are in shitposts… So I’m leaning towards that
I love that you can always see the bottom of the ass
Any shorter and it’s just bikini frills. 🎀
