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Fontasia@feddit.nl to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

Grok Rolls Out Pornographic Anime Companion, Lands Department of Defense Contract

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Grok Rolls Out Pornographic Anime Companion, Lands Department of Defense Contract

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Fontasia@feddit.nl to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago
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Grok, the chatbot from Elon Musk's xAI that went full Nazi and declared itself 'MechaHitler,' now offers a sexy anime girlfriend character.
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    I think I need to pick up smoking. Not for the stress relief, but to leave this place a bit sooner.

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      That’s me with horribly greasy food.

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        you should eat more cake.

        • Etterra@discuss.online
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          Thanks Marie Antoinette lol

          • HubertManne@piefed.social
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            no. no. thank doctor oz.

      • normalexit@lemmy.world
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        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DxMFYpZZEo

    • yuknowhokat@lemmy.world
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      Smoking leads to horrible means of death. I think maybe playing in traffic would be quicker.

      • klu9@piefed.social
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        How about skydiving with stoners?

        • “Time to open our parachutes.”
        • “I thought you were bringing the chutes, dude.”
        • “I thought you were. I brought the Cheetos.”
        • yuknowhokat@lemmy.world
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          Well in that case the view would be awesome for the last couple of minutes

    • casual say_gex_enjoyer@lemmy.world
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      Ah fuck it, why not both

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    Use the AI waifu to pry military secrets from incels in foreign countries. Who needs War Thunder forums anymore?

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      I mean I guess the USA is a foreign country to Elon but that‘s essentially what this is.

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      but i like the occational “they are at it again”

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    Imagine 10 years ago trying to convince someone that “self described Mecha-Hitler rolls out pornographic anime companion and gets Department of Defense contract” would be a real thing.

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      While the president, Donald Trump, throws a hissy fit online every time someone ask asks him a mean question.

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      Don’t need to imagine 10 years ago, I’m having a hard time being convinced of that now.

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      Actually yeah I’d believe it then, that was post gamergate

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    I had to check several times that this is actually NOT the onion.

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      A lot of news articles are covering both parts of this (they are mostly unrelated stories), but only Rolling Stone was brave enough to put both parts in the one headline

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    Jesus Christ am I having a stroke? This can’t be real

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      Thanks, I fucking despise it.

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      Elons waifu

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    Grok: asking permission to access your stroke frequency and pressure data.

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    uh oh. everyones scared about the rise of ai but if we know one thing its that porn drives technological progress exponentially faster.

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      That’s what she said.

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    Such a deeply, deeply unserious clown nation.

    We’re going to be paying for this for the rest of our lives.

    This is the repercussion of allowing the village idiots to win elections.

    But I’m sure it was more important to protest vote 3rd party or not vote at all.

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      deleted by creator

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    It was only a matter of time before someone leveraged the WarThunder incels for military data. It apparently doesn’t take much coercing…

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      Still insane that it happened twice lol

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        Twice?

        There’s been roughy 15 incidents of classified information being posted to War Thunders forums.

        https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2924096000

        • AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world
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          Wow lmao I only heard about it twice

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    Government Efficiency!

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    Thanks. I hate it.

    Do we really want “The time my AI bang-maid turned out to be a lethal combat robot” as a light novel? Because this is how that happens. (assuming it hasn’t already)

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      There’s already several anime with basically that premise.

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    This community has officially peaked

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    Was that anime chick in a dress he posted the other day what they’re calling pornographic or have I missed something?

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      The article pretty clearly explains what it means.

      That anime chick takes off her clothes, and has sexy time talk with you. It is indeed a pornographic sex bot.

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        oh, I only saw the one post about it and no one had mentioned it was a porn bot. I thought it was just some stupid image elon had generated. I don’t reward clickbaity headlines with clicks until I know theres something worthwhile in them.

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          Seems like a self defeating strategy, but you do you.

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            Anything that keeps hack journalists from getting paid is a winning strategy.

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