bees@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months agoBut I am mighty!!sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square113linkfedilinkarrow-up1843arrow-down19
arrow-up1834arrow-down1imageBut I am mighty!!sh.itjust.worksbees@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months agomessage-square113linkfedilink
minus-squarejubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·5 months agoMy wife can spend all day in the sun and turn a nice shade of brown. Not me. There is no “tan” for me. It’s either pasty white or lobster with no middle ground whatsoever.
minus-squarecaptainlezbian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 months agoI turn a lovely tan. It just happens after two weeks of bright red and screamy and a few days of pale and peeling.
My wife can spend all day in the sun and turn a nice shade of brown.
Not me. There is no “tan” for me. It’s either pasty white or lobster with no middle ground whatsoever.
I turn a lovely tan. It just happens after two weeks of bright red and screamy and a few days of pale and peeling.