This would insinuate he looked her in the eyes would it not? He would have been safe if he was just checking out her posterior.
This would do better with Lot’s wife, honestly.
Maybe he looked at her eyes while she was walking towards him and as he was being slowly entombed in stone, he decided to use his last bit of life to check out dat azz.
Maybe she glanced back 😏
He made the mistake of looking at her brown eye.
If you can’t look her in the brown eye, she hasn’t earned her position in your life.
She’s my brown-eyed girl.
A more accurate version would be orpheus’s wife doing this on their way back up from the underworld.
Orpheus is the one who looks back. He should be looking back at Eurydice, and the girl on the right is Hades looking all smug.
Relatable
How‽
He got stoner
I, too, make men hard.
