• r00ty@kbin.life
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      10 months ago

      Yeah but on one hand you hold the possibility of peace and in the other rampant profiteering.

      For an absolute scumbag the choice is obvious, no?

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    Counter-proposal:

    Trump, not America, but Donald J Trump gets the entire of post-Soviet Ukraine, including 10th century Kievan Rus lands, on the condition that he settles those lands for 100 years. This is non-negotiable.

    Let’s let greed play itself out

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      10 months ago

      A more realistic counter-proposal: Ukraine will negotiate a trade deal with China, because China is not under Putin’s influence - on the contrary, Putin is heavily dependent on China and under their influence. At this point, they can tell him to stop. He’s very low on reserves.

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        10 months ago

        He’s also close to dying apparently. One can only hope from polonium poisoning. For him only the best.

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          I think the “dying soon” bit was Zelensky trying to make him more paranoid. Putin seems to already be fairly paranoid and Zelensky giving predictions about his death will probably have effect on his peace of mind and diet. :)

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    10 months ago

    Didn’t we used to put psychopaths in institutions with padded walls? Or is that just in movies??

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    10 months ago

    Fuck this robot, if he was a smart douche he would ask for 15% and give Putin 3-5 of the 15% to back off.

  • werefreeatlast@lemmy.worldBanned
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    10 months ago

    Can’t hear you! Phone noises…hangs up. Requests visit in Ukraine near the Russian front for further instructions.