I sometimes put on yesterday’s dry pair of socks when I go to bed to keep my feet warm. I usually take them off before falling asleep. What am I?
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ductTapedWindow@lemmy.zipto
politics @lemmy.world•Hegseth reads fake Bible verse from Pulp Fiction during Pentagon sermon
9·1 day agoThat’s the only Bible verse I know, that and coolios.
But to be fair every religious person I’ve ever known has been a wrinkled whore. It’s as if going to church some how permits them to be degenerates.
ductTapedWindow@lemmy.zipto
Technology@lemmy.world•Federal Bill Would Bring OS-Level Age Verification to the Entire U.S.English
4·2 days agoThe way things are going both with the hardware market and government over reach it won’t be long until all we can own are thin clients that rent hardware from virtual servers. In less than 10 years we won’t own our PCs and will have absolutely no privacy or anonymity online.
ductTapedWindow@lemmy.zipto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Is putting black beans in my chili a bad idea?
11·4 days agoThat was the point
ductTapedWindow@lemmy.zipto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Is putting black beans in my chili a bad idea?
92·4 days agoOh you’re looking to add black beans to your chili. That’s a fantastic idea, it will add flavor and nutrients that everyone will appreciate. You’re on your way to making the best chili. Go you
Reminds me, does this place do porn like Reddit?
Reminds me of my drug dealer back in the early 2000s. He wanted to get some Adderall but I was in a movie theater. Checked my phone to over 200 missed calls.
His house isn’t the problem… Expand your horizons
ductTapedWindow@lemmy.zipto
politics @lemmy.world•BREAKING: Trump Deletes Post Depicting Himself as Jesus Amid Heavy MAGA Backlash
11·4 days agoYour average maga will say he was hacked by Iran and write it off, then commit adultery in the church parking lot before being absolved by a priest who’s getting his tally whacker sucked by a 9 year old boy in the confession booth. You have no idea who these people are
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World News@lemmy.world•Netanyahu Reveals Trump Reports to Him Every Day on IranEnglish
47·4 days agoTake a look at the names of every law firm and financial institute in this country.
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This is a bit past the topic at hand but people who are part of an HOA should be hanged. Change my mind.
ductTapedWindow@lemmy.zipto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Do you shower facing the shower or away from it?
8·6 days agoAway, unless I’m stomping the turd down the drain, then I guess I’m facing towards it
Bow-chicka-wow-wow
ductTapedWindow@lemmy.zipto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Getting told by Lemmy to stop taking drugs
7·6 days agoI stopped taking drugs and let me tell you, this world is still awful
ductTapedWindow@lemmy.zipto
A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world•The U.S. government is spending $88 billion a month in interest on national debt, equal to its spending on both defense and education combined
154·6 days agoEvery country is in debt and these bills will never be paid. Kind of like how rich people own assets, real estate, stock that define their wealth, but hold little actual money and owe lots. They get spending money via loans.
As a person who lives in upstate New York / the rust belt, this would be catastrophic for traffic in the winter. And actually the CUVs on each side are more fuel efficient, have less emissions, and are significantly safer than the 90s car. Looks can be deceiving.
ductTapedWindow@lemmy.zipto
A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world•We now have online casinos with corrupt backdoor ties to the Trump family letting people bet on the actions of the Trump family. It's not insider trading anymore. It's just the house's cut
20·7 days agoThe insider trading has been out of control for a long time, but this shit with Trump and truth social posts is as blatant as can be. Of course absolutely nothing will happen to these people as they now ‘have money’ and are immune to the “justice” system. I don’t think I’ll ever see things moving in the right direction in my lifetime.




Oil go splooosh into bucket. No more oil splooshing? Screwy thing goes back on. Yell all set bay 2!