Congratulations miss pawnee.

From The Mask? Not I Love Lucy?

I’m sorry for being relevant to the left

Not for the food court.

I mean they have DNA, and chromosomes. So they have biological sex, which is commonly conflated with gender.

A zoological park?

Emphasis on the “pal.”

If you’re ever going to pick up / relocate a snail, give them a little tap on the shell first so they can unstick themself from the surface they’re on to avoid damaging their foot.

“Non-Asian arts” would have been much more concise.

I could have sworn he calls it his “strong hand.”

Powerpoint

Marble is famously soft (for a rock). Maybe laser engrave some metal instead?

“Sit on my face, and can I take your order?”

“Underestimate me, will you?”

The dog trainer I took some classes with explained eye contact as a sort of conversation where it’s basically a staring contest and whoever looks away first is being submissive. So if I ever lock eyes with the dog we have to wait for her to look away. It’s kind of a pain.

It’s not a dump truck!

Wait, is that what I’m supposed to be doing now?

Thank you!

Nevermind that I had also been up until 1am having a complete crying breakdown because the printer wouldn’t work for whatever assignments. And had only gotten home at 8pm due to extracurriculars running so late.

Last: Undivided, by Neal Shusterman This is the 4th/last in his series that begins with Unwind. I really enjoyed the whole series and recommend for anyone who enjoys dystopian themes and doesn’t mind a touch of body horror.

Current: Mort, by Terry Pratchett. I’d read a bunch of the Rincewind Discworld novels ages ago and this is my jumping back in point for that universe. Would recommend to those who like silly fantasy and British humor.