The 5G sends theta control waves to humanoid brains and the closest human to the fan reflects some of those control waves onto the collecting fins on the body of the fan, thereby resonating and making the fan blades spin.

Obviously.

Could go for a beany Mary right about now

lol - good thing he just got the party to continue funding DHS until they can cave again in 2 weeks

Flying LA to Paris as a kid - took us nearly 2 days to get there. Layover in DC, weather delay, puddle jumper to New York, long delay there waiting for the new plane, followed by the long flight to Paris. Lucked out that the plane was half empty and I recall stretching out across 3 seats in the middle and sleeping the whole flight.

Not sure I could pull exact episodes out of memory, but I always enjoyed the sections of the show where they were watching music videos (didn’t find the actual plot-focused stuff as fun). I feel like them sitting and talking trash about music videos gets their vibe best.

Woe to your use of whoa

I work for a children’s hospital (US). Was recently asked by our marketing team to give them a full listing of all pages on our site that reference the CDC because it’s very likely that we will be replacing all of those with other sources.

How do you know though? Maybe he did it quite ceremoniously just to be an asshole and rub it in?

What makes you think the younger batch of GOP are any more level-headed?

At the very least we gotta draw the line at dumb twitter text bullshit.

Yep - a screenshot of a twitter post is not a meme. Sorry internet.

Beans. Not corn, but beans.

I love getting insight into how people mess with language in other languages.

Although they’re natively supported in iOS, there’s some lingering bug in iMessage that doesn’t display them (they get shoved into a little tiny bubble and you can’t expand them). Looks like it’s been that way for years now, still not fixed. Not sure if it’s the minority on Lemmy, but definitely quite a few iPhone users out there.

Same - don’t miss it at all.

Tips From a Shipwright

Well it’s not supposed to do that.

Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature; Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.

I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,A singular development of cat communicationsThat obviates your basic hedonistic predilection For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,I nonetheless consider you a true and valued sausage.

I just learned of this one, but I heard the meaning is more akin to “damn”