Just one more trillion, bro. I swear, just one more trillions and I can get grok to make a 3 tiddy anime waifu instead of just the normal 2.

According to ICE agents who need an alibi for arresting a US citizen. Everything they say is horse shit till proven real by verifiable sources.

Kind of reminds me of a Federation ship from the top down

Sure thing

Most people’s first reaction is the characters in the comic are checking if the patients are good people or not. Alternatively they could be checking if they are good people or not.

Well you see, Ab Lincoln happened a long time ago and everything old is black and white so this marble is old because its black and white. It could even be from the same time! -DT probably

Edit - Ab Lincoln (black and white so you know its old, probably original)

Imagine growing up there. “Mom, im going to my friends house.”
“Not till you mow the mountain, you’re not.”

Theft. So much theft. Also getting out of awkward situations, doing easterbunny/santa stuff for your kids, Helping a friend ace a test by feeding them answers, and theft because i would be stealing so much.

That song will be stuck in my head all day now. :P

I learned on an automatic and didn’t know stick. Did that stop me from buying an old manual Mustang? Nope. I figured I had some practice with manual shifting in racing games (console), surely it couldn’t be that hard. I stalled plenty of times leaving the lot but once I got it going it was fine. It only really took a couple days of dropping clutch and stalling on hills before I had it down.
Edit- Dang pedants

Don’t get them wet, and don’t feed them after midnight and you should be fine.

I remember being able to buy a relatively small book with all the websites you could visit on the WWW. Almost like a TV guide, with short descriptions of each site.

I got an app on my watch that is just a timer/tracker for water. Every 2 hours it alerts me to drink. I didn’t think it would do much for me but was surprised how much more water i drank in a day.

I already have Shit head fucking fuckface (old boss) but I still get the duck. Voice to text is worse than typing it but both are ducking useless most times.

Welp, lets just get this out there. Christian Nationalists are a blight on the world. Capitalism is designed to keep you oppressed and should be abolished. America has been a shithole for a couple years now but its been on the decline for decades. America #1 is propaganda drilled into kids brains to keep them loyal to a broken system.
Guess im a terrorist now.

Not to be all prudish or anything, but this made my stomach turn seeing it. IDK if tagging it would help but at least I would have been mentally braced for it.

Leg looks like a pipe cleaner. :P

They were pretty decent a little while ago. Back when they did the 5 beef and cheddar for 5 bucks. That couldn’t have been too long ago. lemme see…oh, over 30 years ago. Well never mind then.

Get a stiff bristled scrub brush and only use it for vegies. You can scrub all the dirt off super easy and if you really scrub you basically peel them anyways with the brush.

Smashing the keys so fast the phone is still typing when you stop.