Imagine shitting in there then something caresses your leg.

Even the blind squirrel finds the occasional nut, or in this case the nut has found the squirrel.

Unfortunately, no. I’m a sucker for the plastic blow molds, and I didn’t have a witch.

That does give me an idea though: Giant Jack Skeleton. He could even be dressed up as Sandy Claws in December.

I will admit I have only bought one halloween decoration so far, but that’s only because everything I’ve come across is too similar to what I already have.

Sweet Tech Jesus! It’s 3 and 1/2 hours long.

Do you think Stellantis understands consent?

[ ] Yes
[ ] Ask me again in 2 weeks

Archived page: https://archive.ph/Ttyr5

Just in case.

I love how I haven’t read a positive obit for that man. They’ve all been neutral at best or “yeah he was a total POS.”

That’s an interesting way of saying statutory rape.

What’s funny is a character isn’t necessarily a byte now. It could be 1, 2, 3, or 4 bytes. Or only 2 or 4 bytes if we include utf-16 and 32. Character encodings are fun!

There was one point in time when Intel’s website only allowed up to 14 characters and disallowed certain special characters. If I had to guess why, fear of inadequate error checking and fear of sql injection.

This is from 2 months ago.

It’s a legend, but a fun one.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Joan#Legends

Some versions of the legend suggest that subsequent popes were subjected to an examination whereby, having sat on a so-called sedia stercoraria or ‘dung chair’ containing a hole, a cardinal had to reach up and establish that the new pope had testicles before announcing “Duos habet et bene pendentes” (“He has two and they dangle nicely”),[17] or “habet” (“he has them”) for short.[18]

@[email protected] ☝ the chair

I shit you not, it took the Catholic Church until the 1800’s to finally accept that the Earth revolves around the fucking Sun. Maybe the 1750’s if someone’s feeling generous, but they were still censoring Galileo’s and Copernicus’s books at that time.

Narrow, old, and irrational!

Technically they didn’t make DOS but bought it, rebrand it then had to support it.

I’m just going to acknowledge rather than celebrate.

This is how you treat wanna be despots and dictators. Remove them from power, put them on trial then throw them in jail for their crimes.

Spoilers work like this:

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You need the word “spoiler” after the first colons and the colons have to be at the start of the lines.