Somebody change his diaper and put him to bed! Tomorrow’s another day. Blowzo’s Circus is off the air!

Evan’s not here!

Evan’s snot hair

Evan’s not hair

Evan snot here!

Ain’t you ever heard of Catfoot? He’s legendary!

Don’t try bringing logic to a dingleberry convention!

I take offense of your defense of Da Fence!

It’s always the sonsabitches you know, don’t you know!

I dated a girl named Windy Asphuck. And yea!

Is that another word for “fucking asshole”? 

I’ll take boring over traitorous any day!

Not once have I looked into a pothole and found pot! There’s your puzzle.

“Well doggies, Ain’t that something!”

         ~Jed Clampett~

His handlers will give him some fresh lettuce right before he votes and whisper to him who to vote for!

Keep up the good fight!

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I sense a smidgin of smartassativity in your statement! Correct me if I’m wrong.

I blew a seal years ago when I was much younger. At least that’s what the mechanic said had happened!

Well you’ve obviously grown up to be my kinda sumbitch! I too grew up on Far Side and my mind has corrupted thus so!