TootSweet@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 days agoGetting the attention of people at a company/organization/agency via access logs and/or application monitoring/alerting.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down11
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareGetting the attention of people at a company/organization/agency via access logs and/or application monitoring/alerting.plus-squareTootSweet@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 days agomessage-square1linkfedilink
Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world · 2 months agoFor Halloween, someone should dress up as Donald Trump and only speak to children who come to the door using citable Trump quotes, just to see how long it takes to get the sheriff called out.message-squaremessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up164arrow-down16
arrow-up158arrow-down1message-squareFor Halloween, someone should dress up as Donald Trump and only speak to children who come to the door using citable Trump quotes, just to see how long it takes to get the sheriff called out.Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square5linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · 4 months agoA Green Day themed pâtisserie called "Sometimes I Give Myself the Crêpes"message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up116arrow-down11
arrow-up115arrow-down1message-squareA Green Day themed pâtisserie called "Sometimes I Give Myself the Crêpes"Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
WoodScientist@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 months agoNew Startup: HelloFlesh. Each week 3 lbs of human meat of various cuts shows up at your door in a cooler.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down13
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareNew Startup: HelloFlesh. Each week 3 lbs of human meat of various cuts shows up at your door in a cooler.plus-squareWoodScientist@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square2linkfedilink
ReCursing@feddit.ukEnglish · 4 months agoCandy coated diabetes medicineplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square11linkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down10
arrow-up17arrow-down1message-squareCandy coated diabetes medicineplus-squareReCursing@feddit.ukEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square11linkfedilink
dullbananas (Joseph Silva)@lemmy.caEnglish · 4 months agoFree Software Foundation theme park.message-squaremessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down10
arrow-up15arrow-down1message-squareFree Software Foundation theme park.dullbananas (Joseph Silva)@lemmy.caEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square4linkfedilink
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 4 months agoA restaurant security guard who is also a waiter. Why? To protect and serveplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square6linkfedilinkarrow-up148arrow-down12
arrow-up146arrow-down1message-squareA restaurant security guard who is also a waiter. Why? To protect and serveplus-squareFreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 4 months agomessage-square6linkfedilink
WoodScientist@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 months agoLet's revise US military doctrine to make strategic and tactical use of gorilla warfare.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up115arrow-down13
arrow-up112arrow-down1message-squareLet's revise US military doctrine to make strategic and tactical use of gorilla warfare.plus-squareWoodScientist@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square2linkfedilink
Lojcs@piefed.socialEnglish · 4 months agoThere should be a 'theater mode' video player that doesn't let you pause, rewind, turn down the volume etc or close it until the end of the thing you're watching save for a pre-programmed breakplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down17
arrow-up1-1arrow-down1message-squareThere should be a 'theater mode' video player that doesn't let you pause, rewind, turn down the volume etc or close it until the end of the thing you're watching save for a pre-programmed breakplus-squareLojcs@piefed.socialEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square3linkfedilink
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 months agoI wanna get matching microchips with my cat.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up115arrow-down12
arrow-up113arrow-down1message-squareI wanna get matching microchips with my cat.plus-squareTriflingToad@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square4linkfedilink
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 4 months agoIs there such a thing as a weed scented candle?message-squaremessage-square7linkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down13
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareIs there such a thing as a weed scented candle?FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 4 months agomessage-square7linkfedilink
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 5 months agoOn the 1st of April the local news should replace their nights broadcast of actual real news, with a live reporting segment that reports on the pressing issue of women's queefs.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down19
arrow-up1-3arrow-down1message-squareOn the 1st of April the local news should replace their nights broadcast of actual real news, with a live reporting segment that reports on the pressing issue of women's queefs.plus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 5 months agomessage-square3linkfedilink
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 5 months agoStart an honest cult.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down10
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-squareStart an honest cult.plus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 5 months agomessage-square4linkfedilink
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 5 months agoNew podcast idea. Mike Tyson and Neil Degrasse Tyson debate science in a boxing ring. Each week is a different topic. Call it Tyson vs Tyson.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up110arrow-down15
arrow-up15arrow-down1message-squareNew podcast idea. Mike Tyson and Neil Degrasse Tyson debate science in a boxing ring. Each week is a different topic. Call it Tyson vs Tyson.plus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 5 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 months agoswap upvotes and downvotesplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down115
arrow-up1-11arrow-down1message-squareswap upvotes and downvotesplus-squareTriflingToad@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square5linkfedilink
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 5 months agoCombination tutorial video / porno.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down12
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareCombination tutorial video / porno.plus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 5 months agomessage-square3linkfedilink
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 5 months agoReplace bathroom gender signs with 1 sign of a turtle, and the other door is sign of a goat. Do not give any context as to what these animals mean in relation to which gender each bathroom is.message-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up118arrow-down10
arrow-up118arrow-down1message-squareReplace bathroom gender signs with 1 sign of a turtle, and the other door is sign of a goat. Do not give any context as to what these animals mean in relation to which gender each bathroom is.Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 5 months agomessage-square2linkfedilink
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 6 months agometal fingernails that act like crowbarsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squaremetal fingernails that act like crowbarsplus-squareTriflingToad@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
WoodScientist@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 6 months agoLet's make the world more whimsical. Legalize piracy on the high seas...but only for pirates that use vessels, weapons, tools and attire historically accurate to the 17th century. message-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down11
arrow-up18arrow-down1message-squareLet's make the world more whimsical. Legalize piracy on the high seas...but only for pirates that use vessels, weapons, tools and attire historically accurate to the 17th century. WoodScientist@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square2linkfedilink
🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 7 months agoLets make posting one crazy idea per day a requirement to keep all Lemmy accounts active.message-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down14
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareLets make posting one crazy idea per day a requirement to keep all Lemmy accounts active.🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square2linkfedilink
